these are just facts

• Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
• The only reason God rested on the 7th day was because Chuck Norris let him.
• Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.
• Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
• Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
• Chuck Norris is so popular he was voted prom king and queen.
• Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.